{"id":1054,"date":"2010-11-21T22:27:07","date_gmt":"2010-11-22T04:27:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/?p=1054"},"modified":"2010-11-21T22:45:39","modified_gmt":"2010-11-22T04:45:39","slug":"secret-agent-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/?p=1054","title":{"rendered":"Secret Agent Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This story is so funny it deserved its own post.\u00a0 So, Amy was nursing Ellie very early in the morning (4ish I think) &#8211; she and I were both very tired, and were not having the most eloquent conversation.\u00a0 Out of nowhere, Amy says, &#8220;Why does Ellie&#8217;s jumper have 007 on it?&#8221;.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve captured an image of exactly what Amy was looking at below:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/IMG_0250.jpg\" rel=\"shadowbox[sbpost-1054];player=img;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1040\" title=\"IMG_0250.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/IMG_0250.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/IMG_0250.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/IMG_0250-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was caught off guard, and didn&#8217;t really even have a chance to precess the comment before Amy said, &#8220;Oh, never mind&#8221;.\u00a0 Amy later further explained that she was puzzling over the image for a while, and finally decided that they must be &#8220;boy&#8221; pajamas, and have the James Bond\u00a0007 logo framed by two guns.\u00a0 It is unclear why there are also lions and giraffes flanking the logo.\u00a0 Of course, a much more probable explanation is that this is actually an entrance sign for the &#8220;Zoo&#8221;, upside down.<\/p>\n<p>Here is Ellie in what will now forever be described as her 007s:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/IMG_0247.jpg\" rel=\"shadowbox[sbpost-1054];player=img;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1039\" title=\"IMG_0247.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/IMG_0247.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"1067\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/IMG_0247.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/IMG_0247-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/IMG_0247-767x1024.jpg 767w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This story is so funny it deserved its own post.\u00a0 So, Amy was nursing Ellie very early in the morning (4ish I think) &#8211; she and I were both very tired, and were not having the most eloquent conversation.\u00a0 Out of nowhere, Amy says, &#8220;Why does Ellie&#8217;s jumper have 007 on it?&#8221;.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve captured an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1054"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1062,"href":"https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054\/revisions\/1062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miamyke.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}